Overheard, all in the same 2-hour period

Ava, looking at Grambie's skin:

"That looks like pepperoni!"

(We're guessing that she's talking about her freckles. I testify that Grambie's skin does NOT look like pepperoni.)

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Corene, showing me her new Kung-Fu Panda lots of junk fun toy from McDonald's:

"Look, Mom! It's from Dung-shoe Panda!"

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Matt:

"You'll have to talk to Jenny about that. She's the brains of the family."

I promise I heard that come out of my husband's mouth. And I will never forget it.

And he will never forget it.

Say What?

On a walk today:

Ava: (looking at fresh grass on the sidewalk) Oh look, those people blowed.

Me: You mean, mowed?

Ava: What?

Me: You mean that the people mowed their lawn.

Ava: Yeah. They blowed their lawn off, just like daddy does with our lawn blower.

Overheard

Overheard on the phone to daddy:

"You know that my favorite hotel is the one with the number 8 on the sign? That's my favorite fancy hotel. Is that the hotel that you're staying at right now, Daddy? Oh. (sounding sad). It's not? Oh."

Poor Daddy.