type='text/javascript'/> A Latte Talk: Serious. Randomness.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Serious. Randomness.

I will go in order, from the most pure, beautiful news I have, to the most offensive.

Starting with the lovely.

How much cuter COULD you get on your first day of school?

Who am I kidding? That is a stupid question, considering my audience is a bunch of moms with kids they think are just as cute.

You're all brainwashed, you know.

Corene hereby loves school. She adjusted to her teacher and classroom in 5 seconds flat, which in and of itself proves there is a God. And I'm not at all being sarcastic. God has indeed blessed us.


Secondly. A miracle has happened. I think I might actually decide that I like a political figure (a sentence that in and of itself sounds like an oxymoron, since I don't think I've ever really liked a politician before).

Sarah Palin has OBVIOUSLY demonstrated proper baby-grooming technique, which her daughter has learned perfectly. This little gem of a snippet was caught during Palin's convention speech:

I've watched that video like 17 times. I giggle and slap my knee like an idiot every time.



I am heading to bed somewhat early tonight because I cleaned up puke all day and it will not surprise me if I have to sanitize a crib tonight in the middle of the night.

I've often wondered to myself, "What would happen if my kids ever actually got hold of one of those sippy cups of milk that rolled under the couch and sat for 4 days before I noticed it? What would happen if one of them actually drank it?"

Well, I can now answer that question with all authority. It will make them sick. They will throw up on you and all of your belongings multiple times all day long.

Just leave it to Taz to like the taste of spoiled, bacteria-laden milk. He handed me the stinky sippy cup that he got from who-knows-where approximately 3 hours before he first got sick and said, "More".

Good night.


Kelly @ Love Well said...


No. Seriously. GAG!

You poor thing.

Good thing you have that cute little Corene around to keep your mind on purer things. What a sweetie.

Allison said...

That is so BAD! Only a boy!

Heather of the EO said...

Oh, I know. Diarrhea for a few days over here after my boy did the same thing. So now I'm thanking God for no puke! Sorry!

I love the new blog look - the best colors!

Dawn S. said...

1) she is precious
2) that was precious
3) yuk and I am sorry

Jenna said...

love the uniform. (she's cute, but i'm a sucker for uniforms...so cute)

love the new template.

love sarah palin and her five kids.

sorry isaac got so sick.

i'm tired and should be sleeping...not reading your blog or commenting.

Tiffany said...

i too like the new template! :)

Anonymous said...

Oh that was a great video. I laughed so hard. I am going to watch that again and again. Coreen is so cute. Sorry about Taz. I was wondering about the spoiled milk too. Sorry you had to be the one to find out.

Anonymous said...

Aww, Awwwww, and Awww-Icky! We should patent a device that beeps and vibrates when a sippy cup has gone untouched for more than 24 hours. Like the pagers that you get while waiting for a table at the Olive Garden. We'd be bajillionaires. I say we, because oh, have I been there, where you are right now. Good Luck! Blessings, Whitney

Totallyscrappy said...

So sorry about the sour milk and sour aftermath!! Yuck-O!
I might have to come back for a visit during Foody Friday.

Mari said...

There is no accounting for childrens' tastes! ICK! YUCK!!

I hope he is feeling much better