I will go in order, from the most pure, beautiful news I have, to the most offensive.
Starting with the lovely.
How much cuter COULD you get on your first day of school?
Who am I kidding? That is a stupid question, considering my audience is a bunch of moms with kids they think are just as cute.
You're all brainwashed, you know.
Corene hereby loves school. She adjusted to her teacher and classroom in 5 seconds flat, which in and of itself proves there is a God. And I'm not at all being sarcastic. God has indeed blessed us.
Secondly. A miracle has happened. I think I might actually decide that I like a political figure (a sentence that in and of itself sounds like an oxymoron, since I don't think I've ever really liked a politician before).
Sarah Palin has OBVIOUSLY demonstrated proper baby-grooming technique, which her daughter has learned perfectly. This little gem of a snippet was caught during Palin's convention speech:
I've watched that video like 17 times. I giggle and slap my knee like an idiot every time.
SHE'S SO STINKIN' CUTE.
I am heading to bed somewhat early tonight because I cleaned up puke all day and it will not surprise me if I have to sanitize a crib tonight in the middle of the night.
I've often wondered to myself, "What would happen if my kids ever actually got hold of one of those sippy cups of milk that rolled under the couch and sat for 4 days before I noticed it? What would happen if one of them actually drank it?"
Well, I can now answer that question with all authority. It will make them sick. They will throw up on you and all of your belongings multiple times all day long.
Just leave it to Taz to like the taste of spoiled, bacteria-laden milk. He handed me the stinky sippy cup that he got from who-knows-where approximately 3 hours before he first got sick and said, "More".