Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Ode to a virus
The previously mentioned evil virus now has a name. Oh, virus, thy name is Influenza B. Oh, virus, you are immune to the flu shot, but you will not beat me. I WILL NOT go down without a fight. My hands I will wash, the doorknobs I will sanitize, the toilet handle I will scour, the sheets I will change, my hands I will wash. The water I will drink, the airborne I will take, my hands I will wash. Oh, virus, oh Influenza B, have you heard of Tamiflu? Run, fast. Tamiflu will get you.