There's no point to this post except to hopefully make you laugh.
True overheard conversations:
(A few years ago)
Corene: Ava, I am 3. And God is 6.
Me: Corene, God is older than 6, he's very very old.
Corene: How old?
Me: He's older than the world, he's infinitely old.
Corene: (With true understanding in her eyes) Ohhhhhh. Kinda like Great-Grandpa.
Corene: Ava, you know what the Bible says?
Corene: "Children, obey your sisters in the Lord, for this is right."